*Grandmother is sitting on her bed. Walks in as my usual silly self and say "well. Well. Well. Looks who's got tickets to the GUN SHOW!" *I flex and make grunting noises.* My grandmother looks up and says "You have tickets to the gun show??? Can I come?!" I drop my pose and laugh so hard and explain the pun.
Few weeks later*
Talking to my brother Patrick. I walk into the kitchen as he's at the microwave and I say "Hey Patrick. Guess who has tickets to the gun show?!" *FLEXS*
Grandmother in the background: "Who are you going with?"
xD lol gotta love her